I Want to Go to Heaven But I'm Afraid of Heights

The crazy journey of a 77-year-old aged-out cougar—three marriages, one dozen-ish one-night stands, and a mental ward roommate with an FBI-grade bra.

Available Spring 2027.

Her Life, Her Terms

From a rehab clinic that taught her to Kegel, to a mental ward roommate with government-issued underwear, to a burning ship in the Galápagos — Inga Ellzey's memoir proves that the wildest stories are the true ones. I Want to Go to Heaven But I'm Afraid of Heights arrives Spring 2027.